Chapter 55: Zhou Mi, You Truly Deserve to Die!

I have to admit, my fourth senior sister truly deserves her title as Movie Queen. When she acts like a green tea temptress, it’s not just somewhat convincing—it’s an exact replica. That expression, that tone—who wouldn’t hand her their heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys after hearing her speak?

And to be honest, do you really hate “green tea” girls? No, you just hate that you’re not the object of their attention.

"You little vixen!" Chu Fei pulled Zhou Mi into the car and asked, "Your place, my place, or the hotel?"

"You enjoy, I enjoy, or we both enjoy?" Zhou Mi quipped, matching his rhyme.

—Seriously? She can rhyme with anything!

Seeing that Chu Fei wanted to say something flirtatious, Zhou Mi laughed, "Enough, stop teasing your fourth senior sister. Let's go home before Shen Miaoyu thinks I devoured you."

"Isn’t it a bit early to go home?" Chu Fei’s eyes held a springtime gleam. "I’d like to spend a little more time with you, fourth senior sister!"

It wasn’t often he could be alone with her like this—Chu Fei felt he’d be missing out if he didn’t take advantage.

Zhou Mi rolled her eyes, beautiful and dismissive. "You have the heart of a thief but not the courage. Even if you stay longer, what could you possibly do?"

"There are plenty of things I could do!"

"With the blood pact from Master, you only dare to use your mouth!"

Their beautiful master, to prevent Longming Mountain from becoming Chu Fei’s harem, had imposed a strict rule since childhood: he wasn’t allowed to touch his senior sisters. She’d even placed a blood pact on them—if Chu Fei broke it, his blood would flow backward, possibly causing his body to explode!

That’s why Zhou Mi was so fearless.

Of course, she had the blood pact to thank. If not for it, Chu Fei would have been ravaged by Ye Qingcheng before leaving the mountain, and Shen Miaoyu wouldn’t have gotten his first kill!

But as an old hand, Chu Fei never missed a chance to make a pass. Even if he couldn’t physically act, he wouldn’t lose the verbal battle!

He improvised a risqué rhyme.

You’re good at rhyming? Let’s see you match this!

Even with Zhou Mi’s open personality, when she heard Chu Fei’s shameless freestyle, she blushed and swore, "You really are a pervert!"

Chu Fei grinned with satisfaction. Finally, he’d won a round—serves her right for always threatening him with Ye Qingcheng!

Seeing Chu Fei so pleased, Zhou Mi remembered his "XP" comment. Happy to be insulted? Could he really have a kink for this?

Just as she pondered these things—

Her phone rang. It was her agent, Sister Wang!

Zhou Mi seemed to have expected it, pulling the receiver away before answering. Her self-protection instincts proved spot on—the phone soon erupted in a roar.

"My little ancestor, what on earth are you trying to do!"

"Sister Wang, don’t be so agitated~"

"Don’t call me sister—you’re the sister! Didn’t you say you were attending a charity gala? Turns out you snuck off to see some wild man?!"

Listening to the angry tirade, Zhou Mi smiled, "I’m a normal woman. I have needs too~"

"Stop with the nonsense!" Sister Wang sighed in resignation. "This has already hit the trending list. The impact is awful. The rivals won’t miss a chance to smear you."

"I’ll handle PR. You clarify things on Weibo!"

Zhou Mi replied, "I have nothing to clarify. Besides, wasn’t the plan to hype up a couple? Can’t I pick my own partner?"

Sister Wang finally realized, "I know you don’t want to be linked with Lu Yunkun, but it’s all for the new drama’s promotion!"

"If you stir up a scandal with someone else at this critical moment, his fans will tear you apart!"

"You know how crazy those—no, those fans are!"

Zhou Mi glanced at Chu Fei and laughed, "I’m not afraid. My little junior brother will protect me!"

Hearing this, Sister Wang was nearly beside herself, swallowing a curse. She finally squeezed out, "Zhou Mi, you’re really something!"

After hanging up, Zhou Mi immediately logged into Weibo. She didn’t even have to search for the trending topics—the front page headline was: "A certain Movie Queen attends banquet with mysterious male companion; popular young idol suspected of being cuckolded!"

The post came from a notorious paparazzo in their circle. The content was even more sensational, complete with photos of their entrance. The shots were surreptitious—Zhou Mi’s face was blurred in profile, Chu Fei was only a silhouette.

But that was enough to confirm the headline.

Though the exposé didn’t name names, the keywords “Movie Queen” and “Young Idol” unmistakably pointed to Zhou Mi and Lu Yunkun, especially since rumors about them had only recently surfaced.

#ZhouMiLuYunkun#
#MysteriousSilhouette#
#MovieQueenAffair#
…and other related hashtags were all climbing the trends.

Fans and haters battled in the comments, while couple shippers and solo stans showed up for attention. But the most terrifying force was Lu Yunkun’s rabid fans—they swept through the comment section like an invading army!

Zhou Mi didn’t care.

She’d never wanted to be paired with Lu Yunkun; that’s why she’d brought Chu Fei to the banquet. The bigger the uproar online, the happier she was—she wouldn’t have to play-act with Lu Yunkun, and maybe she could even take a few days off!

"Little junior brother, you’re famous now."

Zhou Mi showed Chu Fei her phone, flaunting it.

"So basically…" Chu Fei groaned, "I’ve boarded a pirate ship?"

"Not at all. I just didn’t want you to misunderstand—I don’t want to be paired with that Kun Kun guy!"

Zhou Mi pouted, "If I have to form a couple, I’ll do it with you. Who does Lu Yunkun think he is?"

"He’s not even a strand of your hair. Just seeing him makes me nauseous!"

Now that’s verbal artistry. Even if he was being used as a pawn, Chu Fei was more than willing.

Besides, there was no such thing as “use” between senior sister and junior brother.

Chu Fei didn’t understand the entertainment industry. As long as fourth senior sister was happy, that was enough.

He glanced in the rearview mirror. "That car behind us has been following for a while. Should I deal with them?"

"Definitely paparazzi," Zhou Mi snorted. "No need. Just shake them off!"

Chu Fei responded, "Alright!"

He pressed the clutch, shifted gears, drifted around a corner, then spun a U-turn.

If you can’t keep up with my speed, how can you rebel?

"Slow down, I’m about to throw up!" Zhou Mi grabbed the handle.

"Fourth senior sister, do you want to vomit inside the car or outside?" Chu Fei accelerated onto the highway. "Personally, I think vomiting inside is more comfortable; outside is a hassle."

Zhou Mi: "???"

—You’d better be talking about motion sickness!

Once on the highway, they left the paparazzi behind.

They exited at the next ramp, and to avoid being blocked, Chu Fei drove toward the outskirts.

Only when he was certain they weren’t being followed did he slow down.

Zhou Mi clutched her heart, clearly shaken.

Chu Fei was about to comfort her, but saw Zhou Mi raise her head, glance around, and suddenly look excited.

"Little junior brother, since you were my shield last night and tonight, you can make an outrageous request."

"Like?"

"Have you ever tried car fun?"

"!!!"

—The car suddenly swerved wildly!